Clearly these two things are related.

I think too many men think that oral sex means lapping gently at your clitoris with their tongue, and I think that’s why a lot of women don’t like oral sex.

He sounds like an insufferable little shit, and a terrible lover. But I don’t like the tone of the article that seems to imply that it’s ok if women refuse to give blow jobs but that men who don’t eat pussy are pussies. Honestly, both men and women need too get over their squeamishness about oral sex and I will side…

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.

FRATS ARE ABOUT COMMUNITY SERVICE, BRO

Nah, he’s wearing a bro-ler.

brosefffffffff

Well sure, they made up the romance and the thing with the big fat diamond, but it was based on a true story!

#notallicebergs.

You know who else liked manufacturing economies?

It is also important to remember that ONE ISN’T FUCKING REAL AHHHHHFDAJVRUWNGOIRWNTDJSNGUDSNGJDNSGJKDSG.

Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional.

Except God would not punish Job Creators.

we should let amateurs handle EVERYTHING in this country, imo

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words — “mank” and “ind.” What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

I have no idea what I just read, but that was captivating AF.

You mean this twin peaks?

“Zola goes to Florida, and what follows is—well, you know that part of Their Eyes Were Watching God where Tea Cake gets rabies”

This is clearly viral advertising for the new Twin Peaks series