Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

Kanye says so.

Money please!

And, ya know, the Holocaust wasn’t really Hitler’s fault. What a day man . . .

Dafuq? The Irish Brehon law existed long before the Inquisition, not to mention the various Germanic laws and later Anglo-Norman laws in the isles and the continent. Furthermore, the Inquisition focused on heresy, not civilian and criminal law. The incoherent example you gave has nothing to do with the Inquisition.

No one does.

Be fair, you didn’t expect that.

Uh, are you trying to say the Inquisition was progress? And a good thing? Huh?

Twin Sister and Puckish Ginger Younger Brother sound like way more interesting characters and stories. I’ll take one fanfic of them, please. Platonic friendship funneled into drunkenly stealing Queen Eleanor’s six Munchkin cats.

But this tale has an American heroine, Bex, who meets her prince while studying abroad at Oxford.

After seeing those pics, the Kid Rock look seems surprisingly healthy.

Have him practice patting his head and rubbing his belly.

Can I make my smart menstrual cup send automatic Farmville-style invites to all my female contacts? Because that would save me a lot of evangelism hours.

Would your uterus show up on other bluetooth enabled smartphones as a device?
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What the what?? What is even the purpose of this? Ew, no. I think I’ll stick with my tried and true “shove a tampon up there and forget about it for a few hours” method, thanks.

Yet another role that could have gone to a naturally bald actor.