I think perhaps Yoko is just a walking PSA for what happens when you drop way too much acid. Seriously, I honestly think this is why she’s so... Yoko-loco. (OMG I nailed that.)

I must be so naive, because when you first said “his friend ended up taking her home” I thought you mean took her to her house so she could sleep it off, not took advantage of her himself. Because surely the majority of guys would see what was wrong and do the right thing in that kind of situation.

Pictured: Kate’s version of fine.

Except there’s a bullet in every chamber.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Waiters that whisper the specials breathlessly in your ear, pizza cubes, chairs made of shitty tippers, entitlement cocktails, lamps that look like upside-down boobs, ice with messages inside about everything you did wrong in your childhood,…

I assumed she meant the dinosaur. I remember taking a trip with my Girl Scouts to a museum in Seattle and we camped the night with the dinosaurs and it was a pretty mind blowing experience.

I wonder if she listens to William Joel.

How is a dog harness for your GoPro something that you get to ask for for your wedding?

Nope, not usually.

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

Look, Tidal just needs a second wave of funding, is all!

Nope. Take it away, Ross...

Well not when the cow is wearing them. But for the rest of us...total swamp ass.

If you don’t eat cheese you ain’t flawless.

Fuck you Beyonce you will pry my stilton cheese from my cold dead fingers.

9 times out of 10 it’s straight white men who complain about political correctness. They hate that they live in a world where they can no longer make disparaging comments about people that are not like them without repercussion. They want the freedom to disrespect others but of course we have to respect them because…

Dang. Dave Coulier is full of all kinds of secrets.
You would think he’d have bigger hair.

A very wise baby.

Couldn’t the server have just asked the man to point to the item he wanted on the menu?