I’m embarrassed by how many wine keys I’ve had confiscated (1. why do I carry so many cork screws on my person?! 2. It’s the little tiny foil cutter that gets them confiscated, not the actual pointy cork screw!), but am always amused by what I find on the other side by accident. Matches! Lighters! Lotions! etc.

I can’t wait until the word Stewartian becomes common in the cultural lexicon.

As my art teacher in college would say:

Actually it’s pretty much the same love story as Twilight.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Assuming you didn’t actually lie to your ex about wanting to get married, etc. I’m sorry you’re getting vitriol over this. I am a chick who has seen numerous female friends complain about the guy who wouldn’t pop the question and how they will now never get married because they wasted their good years with him, etc.…

I met him fresh out of University on my first [and only] summer in New York, he is so very nice in person very shy and soft spoken though, and one of the few famous persons who actually stops to connect with you not just a canned question and answer, but a real conversation, really a cool person.

or, in the case of British TV, they leave to pursue misguided film careers

i would literally buy it right now

He is so hot in that picture but he still has that unmistakable air of the douche about him.

Where the hell is the “Yes, if I had a time machine or it somehow never stopped being 1996” option?

I think my new go-to comment is going to be, “this is about _________, not about your boner.” So applicable in so many situations. Thanks!

I think you hit the nail on the head wrt passing. Which is all wonderfully tied into the “trap” bullshit. Pass just enough to be theoretically fuckable but detectable enough so no one gets “tricked.” So, in a startling new development: penises’ level of interest is all that matters

Lol what??

on the bright side, we all share jeans.

.... Uhmmm ... You may want to research that thought before you jump to conclusions.

Maybe she really is clueless

Aaaand Stacey Dash continues to be a nightmare.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.