I'm beginning to think Jaden is the reincarnation of Buddha's slower younger brother, Gary.

A 4th Century Roman cook book includes a recipe for a baked patty of ground meat served on bread. But it's well known how St. Louis basically invented Rome, so I think that still counts for them.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

1) Onion

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

1. Onions

Onions.

I don't find Yelp to be useless if I'm in an unfamiliar place just looking for a bit. I can weed out the entitled asshole reviews and can pick out the honest reviews.

The very definition of dinner and a floor show.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

I think the 6th season will be the last. Season 5 was so slow, it feels likes very little happened. The Anna and Bates drama is tiresome, it is like the show runners can't stop putting one or the other in jail.

Hard pass.

interesting take! Also I only caught that character in that one episode, so I don't have a good perspective on how that fits into her overall portrayal, so you might be more spot-on about that interpretation than me.

I'm Guiliana Rancic?

No, that was Geoffrey.

Well they did mention that she created her own degree in Halloween studies...so there's that

Though I do give him props for no longer typing in all caps.

I totally get why Liz and Leslie are always compared to each other (shows started around the same time, Tina and Amy are super close and were on SNL and in movies together, etc.) but they are just so, so different as characters. Leslie is everything you have said, she's ambitious and unfailingly kind and has high…

I think that Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope represent two sides of a very similar person. Leslie is who I aspire to be - not exactly, because I don't have all the same interests, but I'd like to think that, at my best, I come close to being kind, ambitious, sincere, hard-working, and fiercely loving, like Leslie. I…

Is that the new fad diet? Getting all your exercise by keeping your clothing in your living room so you have to walk the extra feet, followed by some morning kitchen-adjacent ironing.