I don't think it's ever been brought up, if it has I can't remember it, she only got married this season as they were setting up everyone's happy ending. I think they were trying to represent different attitudes towards children across the board, Ann really wanted a child and planned to have one alone before deciding…

I don't disagree that April gave in, but I wouldn't say she was "just...a mom." She's who Donna turns to when she wants to start her foundation, so it looks like she succeeded in her chosen field. Andy's job (other than being Johnny Karate) was largely just so he could hang out with April, and so it makes sense that…

I work in local municipal government and Leslie Knope is legitimately my role model. Government work is often dull and tedious and frustrating and thankless, but it's also work worth doing. I cried so hard through the whole episode because I'm so sad to lose her and Pawnee.

Who's the Interview of the Month? Bill Cosby?

Having boobs myself, I can't really get behind underboob. I mean, I get it: it's alluring because it's something you shouldn't theoretically be seeing. . . but yoooooo, the underside of boobs on a hot day? Nah, man. Sweaty. Not good.

Pfft 10 things I hate about you and Can't hardly wait, like c'mon!

Saint's saintly note negated by pointless use of quotation marks.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter and, quite possibly, your life.

"I wanted to marry you or have you adopt me"

Bad thing: He killed a guy with a trident.

It's "memoriam."

Kelly Faircloth is riiiiiiight. The fact that Tagalongs are ranked below Trefoils is a goddamn travesty.

When I clicked on that star and it went up by fifteen, I like to think that I made that happen.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Yeah, I don't get this at all. Sure, you can easily put together a calorie bomb of a meal and sure, a lot of people do. This is the country that invented fried butter on a stick.

cheese does not add as much flavor to most foods as we think it does

Just completely unsolicited advice from an internet stranger, it's probably a really bad idea to propose to someone you're not even dating. Why not just ask her to be in a relationship instead? Personally, I would be kinda weirded out if a close friend asked me to marry him if we weren't actually together. But I…

I think the general tone and the sort of style of humor changes with each cast change, and that obviously goes either way depending on one's own individual sense of humor. I didn't like any of Kristin Wiig's characters, for the most part. I loved her in Bridesmaids and think she's a very talented comedian, but her…

In his case, he looks at all the gluten as he's eating it.

"You stupid bitch! It's Pinot Giorgio!"