It is really quite annoying that this movie does not even have the decency to be a total shitshow. Basically everything I've seen has it in the 2 star/C range.

Have you tried grilled pineapple? Omnomnomdrool.

Yeah, I didn't get "fresh glow" so much as "we used a shit ton of foundation, son" from that skin (and she has GREAT skin, so I don't know why they didn't use a lighter hand), but I think the bronzer and contouring just killed the entire look for me. Her eyes actually are beautiful and interesting without makeup (and…

YES. I love pineapple pizza. I'm always sad that it's paired with ham at pre made pizza places.

My husband is always away on Easter, so I order a ham and pineapple pizza. For Jesus.

missing: or Dustin Hoffman.

Im just happy to see old simians getting work.

Just as a clarification: some hand sanitizers contain triclosan, and some are alcohol-based. The alcohol based ones kill bacteria kill bacteria in a very non-specific manner that most bacteria aren't and can't become resistant to. And alcohol based hand sanitizer is often a good choice for when you are in a…

"I think she likes sex already."

i think we need to give Erin some booze as a gift for that sacrifice

How do you wish us to honour your memories?

For those wondering what a choc-top is, it's this:

A dude once asked (DURING sex) if his ween was the biggest I've ever seen. He was so confident that the answer was yes. It was not.

I never understood why people ask questions like that. I used to always say, "don't ask questions you don't want the answer to", come on, people!

But did they put their thing down, flip it and reverse it?

Oh snap, Google stole their mail icon from Missy!

They did on Parenthood a couple of seasons ago.

You did. Do yourself a favor. Get a bottle of wine stat. Drink half of it. Rent Pitch Perfect. Continue drinking said bottle. Sing and dance along. Thank me later.