I...don’t remember if guys were that hot when I was in college or if I’m just seeing them through cougar-colored glasses.

I previously had no opinion on DJ Khalid but I am utterly charmed by this. Adorable.

I had a friend about 14 years ago commit suicide, and we afterwards learned that she had been on this online suicide cult. I checked the message boards, and people openly encouraged her to do it and gave her very precise tips on how to do it. There was nothing the law would do about it though, it really hadn’t even…

Wait, am I supposed to be rooting for this person? Because I don’t want to root for this person.

That person sounds seriously unhinged and toxic for the work environment. I’m in HR and I wouldn’t touch her as an prospective employee with a 10 foot pole. Sometimes it just doesn’t work out in a work environment. You move on, voice your frustrations to your friends, and get a new job.

My understanding is that in most places in the world, being really intoxicated does not make anything illegal. You’re still legally able to consent. (Many schools and offices have policies against drunken sex, and in those cases, BOTH parties might get in trouble, but not legal trouble). The idea that being…

I mean, there’s obviously a line - say one person was drunk and the other was literally unconscious - we can put fault on the drunk party for continuing sexual activity on a person who is non-responsive.

I’m here for anyone who says, “Fuck me, Drake” in an interview.

Said it before. This kid is fucked up and the adults around her are absolute monsters for trying to exploit that. This whole story makes me want to vomit.

Fuck, I hope none of the guy’s family reads this. How pissed would you be if someone you were close to died, and then a random chick who hardly knew him wrote about it on the internet. This man had a whole life, likely full of people who cared about him who actually struggled with his passing, and she’s reduced it to…

I turn 37 on Friday and still feel guilty for making my mom wait in line for Space Mountain at Disney World and then chickening out at the moment we were about to get on the ride. I was 7.

What kind of horrible, suspicious human being likes and/or enjoys birds?

Yeah, instead of racism, we’d all hate people who listen to music without headphones, stand in front of the doors without moving, and try and get on the train before letting people off. And since they all deserve to be hated, it would be no problem.

Thank you. Can’t stand Fallon, even if you put aside his court-jester-to-Voldemort act. The way he has to make every single sketch about him is maddening. I don’t want you sing a fucking Springsteen verse, Jimmy Fallon, when Bruce Springsteen is standing right there. Get off my TV.

Oh, she was proven to be a shitty person loooooong before this. Also, let us all remember that her now ex wore blackface to a party so they are both awful.

Sorry, Pretentious Petrovsky was the worst.

I hope this video is preserved for when the aliens take over so they can see what a civilization we built

Can any actual DJs confirm that this baby is even doing anything? Couldn’t his dad just have made a playlist and the baby just pushes random buttons to appear like he’s doing something?<<Coincidentally, the same thing I do at work...

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