Seriously. This isn’t the person ordering an impossible burger instead of a burger. Yes, food substitutions are a serious issue but let’s not be ridiculous. People with that disorder or any similarly severe allergy likely stay far FAR away from any kind of burger joint or fast food place.

George Carlin would be intelligent enough to point out the false equivalence between Riot’s “bro culture” and literal threats and hate speech. Not to mention Riot has already taken major steps towards correcting said culture, which is the only reason we’re still talking about them now. They are already in the process…

Where did I say anyone gets a pass on anything?

SpaceX’s next mission should be to launch the world’s tiniest violin into orbit so they can try to find it as they continue churning out PhDs.

Fantastic.

Good. It should be there for every type of Uber.

Multiverse is easily one of the most fitting major beats for the next phase though. We’ve gone through the cosmic universe, touched on the quantum realm, and dabbled in timelines. Next step would be alternate dimensions.

Yeah I mean I get what the whole strike is about—I don’t 100% agree with every point, namely the insistence on cab use instead or pointing to it as an example of a better system...when it isn’t—but come the fuck on. Have at least a tiny bit of self awareness.

I’d put money on this being a ploy by Mysterio the same way the Mandarin was a con in IM3. If it isn’t, well, there’s your easy in for the X-Men, eventually.

You mostly jest (I assume) but honestly you aren’t far off.

Two Audis and a Volvo with smoke and flame damage beg to differ.

Do you people even read and comprehend before you comment?

someone cut the fiber line outside the BioWare office

It isn’t possessed by any of these billionaires, companies, or foreign governments either yet here we are.

Also applies to the NBA, MLB, and NFL.

An adventure in 35 words.

Well, prepare to be out.

Translation/cliffs of well-manicured PR bullshit:

It was all fun and game references until that one. Damn near stood up in the theater

Still torn on this. Because fuck the CPD...but also fuck Jussie for pulling this bullshit in the first place and fuck Foxx for working the system to get a family friend off almost scot-free and sweeping it all under the rug.