I got you. Crowley, via a group sex magick ritual, copulated with BB, and allegedly (putting that here since alternative seems like it would be ‘Allegedly allegedly alleged allegations were allegated by alligators, allegedly’) fathered W.

Right? How are average shoppers supposed to know!? EVERYTHING on Amazon (ESPECIALLY books, 99% of which are self published on demand or entirely ‘digital’, read: not worth printing) is shit! Unless proven otherwise, everyone is aware of this. Even Grandma doesn’t randomly buy whatever book pops up in Recent, come on.

I’ve heard she’s since had a smoky affair with a Philip Morris executive and briefly dated Juan “Exx-on” Valdez as the request of (Insert current Venezuelan puppet’s name) but accused him of similar gaslighting, having oily skin and having done something unspeakable involving a penguin, a sea turtle and a permanent…

Only easy to misconstrue deliberately, but the general incomprehension of our populace is what’s gotten us here, and most hilarious of all, it’s one of those things we refuse to discuss.

Not if it’s going to be broken (read dumbed) down to just that sound byte and punted like the political football it is, no. But if actually considered LOGICALLY, that language, offensive as it is to we, the countless drones and our industrious nature, it should.

Yeah, this was a test of the Snowflake Triggering System, you all failed.

If you went out into a woodland habitat, trapped and captured wolves and hares and forced a slaughter, you’d be an asshole. But going out and “protecting” all the prey from predators and competition would have an even more catastrophic and destructive impact on the ecosystem. One cannot BREAK natural law, only try and…

This would’ve gotten a thousand stars on deadspin, but as a consolation I’ll make it 2 here.

Have a star, you inglorious bastard

WAS KICKED IN SCROTUM WHILE TRAINING IN BOXING

I’m just here for the duck.

The scandal was only proliferated by a series of claims...

I hate to be that guy, and normally it ain’t me, but let’s cut these short before we all go down in a ring offire.

I mean, he did write “visit Kemper with Dad”, which....

But do you echild beating other people's spouses?

Disregard - I no can reed gud

Thanks for this. I assumed, but probably wouldn’t have searched and confirmed, that Oregon was one of those states (wherein rape laws were for the most part adapted onto existing crimes on the books for various, not-all-nefarious refund), but it’s a helpful clarification.

No, but no one with a brain thinks that’s how denuclearization negotiations work.

I guessI’m the 28th person to think of this joke. I was gonna FTFY, but eh, have a 🌟.

LLolz, JK, amirite? But... I’m not ruling anything out nowadays, particularly in politics, with the Russians and ‘the Russians” in play and the public mindscape. What were already fairly common tricks have A) immediate suspects (solid strawmen IF you’re certain no conclusive evidence will be unearthed) & B) been…