1 year or less is a misdemeanor. That’s the maximum. Hell more likely get a ticket and maybe unsupervised probation, license suspension.

I agree. I’m fairly sure I coined the term several months ago [i swear, check my comment history] and would gladly settle for ungreying as payment.

Concierge. For future remembrance: conc-i-eh rge, just like it sounds.

So, to earn the same payout (the bond with and affections of my one true love), a man need only grin and bear the conceptual unfairness (of having to fuck a goat), while it may objectively even be easier (smaller, conceivably tighter goat ba-na) but a woman must work immeasurably harder (trying to orgasm with an…

Anyone else read this and only really care that the cop got free drugs?

Yeah, even the terminology used there (which I’m sure they’re patting themselves on the wrinkly scrotums from which they harvest their only remaining viable hair over, thinking it’s genius newspeak) is appalling: “Free Speech Zone is over there, kid (We’ve commandeered the rest of this area for fascist suppression of…

Yeah, I heard it in old-timey criminal a la Dave Chapelle Killing ‘em Softly. “What, this is how I talk, see? Hyeah!”

The list of female journalists and commentators who’ve been verbally roughed up by Trump include Associated Press reporter Jill Colvin (“one of the truly bad reporters”); New York Times reporters Amy Chozick and Maggie Haberman (“third-rate reporters”); CNN pundits S.E. Cupp and Ana Navarro (“two of the dumbest…

As much sense as that makes as an idea, it’s not strictly true.

Playing Detective Gibberish for a moment, I think this was more a missing word puzzle. Is it ‘Whipped With A Garden Hose’, Pat?

Absolutely. And some poor asshole at Roc has been sitting in front of a computer for weeks trying to do just that... if he could only....remember... her damn name.

The fact that the one is made up of literally hundreds of ones makes this version of the Matrix exactly as nonsensical as any other.

Or perhaps weep uncontrollably while holding a multiple page repair bill comprised mostly of import costs?

I’ll ask, since no one else seems concerned: where are their guns?

Who is, I’m fairly sure, mistaking “knowing better than to allow a single word to exchange between me and this crazy bitch” for “speaking no English whatsoever”.

I’m no expert on normal parenting behaviors, but isn’t “Asking What Sexual Activities You’ve Engaged In) like the #1 answer under “Things Mothers DON’T Do”?

THIS. Also, the fact that his blood sample was DEFINITELY improperly removed, unsealed, and a portion of it drawn out a needle against any and all protocols practiced legitimately, made all too clear to me that, even if guilty, Steven Avery WAS framed.

Because he’s so talented and not at all tone deaf! Haven’t you seen his recent music video with the horrible song that starts with him getting into a fight with his girl in a car and NOT hitting her (subtle) and Scott Disick (who I still can’t believe Snoop Dogg didn’t very appropriately name) telling him he can’t…

Exactly. Even this wouldn’t have been necessary (‘He’s white, I’m sure he’s normal and like us’) except he’s from New York, so he’s really going against the numbers not being a J-O-O.

I love your username, and so won’t really argue with you. In fact, I agree with most of what you’ve hypothesized there... but discussing something as complicated as climate science being boiled down to individual plants in a single season just doesn’t end in “They’re right.”