Sigh. When that senator brought a snowball into the chamber as proof global warming is a lie, we all acted intelligent enough to understand its meaninglessness.

*Starts Reading*

Well, the rest of us got it, so... maybe it’s you.

KINJAAAAAA!

Yeah, I’m somehow still surprised every time I realize that on Jezebel, these folks aren’t trolling at being humorless feminist caricatures that don’t understand metaphor or hyperbole, they’re (irritatingly, gratingly)serious.

Am I an asshole for not wanting to be the one to have to determine if I’ve been ass-Athena’d or I actually have to do something every time I get one of these alerts? Answer:yes. Still. It seems like this thing should, if that’s been worked out, summon the police. What the fuck am I going to do,except waste precious…

i know we’re all such hardcore feminists here we don’t care about coming off as ‘humorless fembots’ to society’s chauvinist male gaze and all, but anyone who actually missed the fact that this entire speech was blatantly satire is either humorless,an idiot or both.

Typical Gawker. You left out crucial parts of the mother’s quotation, such that her comments are completely out of context, making her seem like a totally unreasonable pearl-clutching prude.

No, no, no, you’re all missing THE scandal here - the mother isn’t the 19-year-old, she’s a redcoat herring! Harry has impregnated . . . . . THE QUEEN! At least, she’s pretty sure it’s his - she’s also been laying with another Prince, this one from a little-known Duchy called... MINNESOTA!

I’m fairly certain he’s actually a green belt, while Connor is a green hat with a nifty little buckle in the front.

UPDATE: IAmAwareThisIsInPoorTaste.com has uncovered a photo of the ‘female’ (an actual human woman, it turns out) in question:

Shocking to hear this level of disgusting, egocentric (you couldn’t possibly just be a slug in bed, it’s definitely the devil) bullshit from someone who equates marriage with “Owning the cow”. Because marriage is purchasing chattel. It’s all in the (Udder Asshole’s)Bible.

Why is it no one here (or at Rolling Stone) thought to actually check before proclaiming this would be the “first horror museum”? Does that really even seem possible, let alone probable? There’s an Amityville Horror Museum, several Hollywood Horror Museums (one blatantly named such,others with other names), one in…

A Subaru Zip Car driver and a critical masshole (nay, a whole GAGGLE of them, I just saw) walk into a bar . This bar fails to burn down, or even succumb to an earthquake, despite being located in a state created by a bunch of wayward lunatic masses crashing into one another from all angles and settling in an unstable…

It’s not just you that’s literally

I, for one, will wholly understand, bit still will not enjoy reading Came for the Veal Francese, Stayed for the Non-consensual Sodomy (And Because I Was Chained To Meat Hooks in the Basement By the ‘Night Manager’).

Also, referencing an earlier track for which he had her “singing bout slingin crack”, Cam’ron once rapped: “fiance, beyonce, check my se.cond LP” (That’s ya girl,that’s ya world, I had her mother fucking singing bout slingin crack).

Aye! It’s almost as if something has given him the idea that violence is a profitable acceptable solution to everything, and he’s created a culture of face-punching around it.

I’m EXTREMELY surprised to be strong/feeling this, not for who he is becoming but for his association with the Klan, but after meeting this Bruce, I’m extremely comfortable (as a plain vanilla Cisgender heterosexual male) saying Bruce is a beautiful person, both inside and out, and I’m proud to share all the countless…

Putting aside that all politicians are, really, by either necessity or environment or whatever: