Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

MEH. It’s nice being gray because now when I am pulled into the black I know it’s because IMPORTANT PEOPLE LIKE ME.

YOU LIKE ME. YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME.

When I was twelve and had just started babysitting, one of the kids I watched was about two and a half. One night, I was putting his baby sister to bed, and all of a sudden I hear this tortured sobbing from his room. The poor boy had tried to be helpful and put on his own pajamas, but he got his head stuck in the…

That’s fucking wild, but there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell I’m watching anything from TLC.

Not if the GOP has anything to say about it.

It really paints an accurate picture of super backwards pockets of the South that many have denied or ignored for a long time.

Oh, I can almost guarantee that these 30 students will be voting.

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

then explain this turkey sympathizer. I see you’re still bitter you guys got beat out by the bald eagle. *screaching noise*

ABC Makers have more mint than chocolate each bite; whereas, Little Brown Bakers have a smoother chocolaty taste with a distinct peppermint taste.

Don’t keep us in suspense. Which Thin Mints have more mint? Am I getting the good ones or am I missing out?

If you’ve got enough energy to dive into the snow wearing nothing but boxers, then you’ve got enough energy to get your ass over her and shovel my fucking driveway.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

... ... so a 70% is average? do that make 50% a failure and less 20% This program is a step away from being Shodan?

Maybe I missed in the article: What’s this game? I like this look a lot

Hey, fuckass. I worked at GameStop. You want to know what us “wage slaves” did for our minimum wage?