Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

The Altima end to the fight

We call that Freedom Foam.

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

Unless these good cops are speaking out against the “bad apples” they are assholes.

resourceful imo

“Abolish the NRA.”

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Have you looked at some of the photos of Trump supporters lately?

Trump is an asshole scam artist, but I honestly don’t give a shit if these people get paid or not because they chose to perform for the benefit of an odious slimeball.

“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11

And yet...I must try it. Soon as I finish off these:

I actually prefer them untoasted. I recognize that I am a monster, but not as big a monster as someone who claims to enjoy unfrosted Pop Tarts.

You did not even list the best one.

I prefer my Pop Tarts untoasted. I haven’t had a toasted Pop Tart in over 30 years...

When I first saw that picture: I was like WTF happened to Winona Ryder? I just saw her on Netflix!!