Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

What, no link to your newsletter? TAKE MY MONEY

Yes. They are sworn police officers, but the issue is they are overly aggressive. Most notably in this instance with Mr. Johnson and this other instance also at UVa. Both times they made an assumption and both times they were wrong. Hopefully they’ll pay for their mistake again and some actual change will come from…

At least people in Florida know that their state sucks. Virginians think that they’re sooo much more refined with their shitty wine and polo games. Ugh. I can't wait to move.

Virginia is just Florida with worse beaches.

Well, if nothing else, you must admit: Virginia > Florida.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

no fear, its an entertainment not news station. Perfect fit.

By “Fair and Balanced,” I assume they mean that half their contributors have criminal records and half don’t?

Fox News: “We’ll Believe Anything.”

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

The victim should have had a concealed carry permit, right? He could have protected himself, like UT Austin students.

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

Ladies and gentlemen, the 28th state to enter the Union, but the first in your hearts and your nightmares, Texas.

I love any costume that allows me to walk around drinking wine all night. 10/10

What, no wasabi or bulgogi flavors? Big mistake, Hormel!

I’m confused.

Did we need proof? (Sorry, Florida here)