“The Lexus hoverboard requires you fill it with liquid nitrogen every 10 minutes or so, and only works if your local skate park has several hundred thousand dollars worth of magnets built into its surface.”

You must be fun at parties.

This is going to be a new kind of relationship drama. Amazon, what have you done?

My best friend and I just got “Amazon Married” - we joined our accounts under the Amazon Household plan as described so we could share a kindle account and read each others books. She is the only person on the planet I trust with my credit card number. My husband is jealous.

Sharing of payment methods should only be an opt in choice, not a requirement. I'll never share Prime with my oldest, I'd be bankrupt within a week!

If there were actually hot coffee in that cup, it would be burning her hands.

Either that’s an addict whose severe caffeine shakes require that grip, or her delicate lady hands can only barely lift a cup of coffee.

Probably safer than the way I get it now.

She’s totally right about leaving if you can. There comes a point where you just have to leave a job if you’re not feeling valued. Those feelings aren’t imagined or coming from nowhere. You’re feeling them for a reason. Sometimes fighting the good fight or trying to doesn’t fix shit. Leave before you become convinced…

*Deep breath*

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Pro-tip: Never move into a place, no matter how nice it is, if it has a tiny bachelor apartment in the basement. You’re welcome.

my piss poor attempt.

Hey, this happened with some cousins of mine!

I interviewed one place where, on a recruiter’s white board that I wasn’t supposed to see, there was a note about convincing applicants that the company was not a cult.

Go ahead and lick the screen. It's safe.

It's funny that poison dubbed the 'woman's weapon of choice' has a detailed article written by a woman. Can't fool us! *cough splurt convulse gasp*