It's great to see Rico win the Chili Bowl. I've been pulling for him ever since I saw this video.

It's amazing what Jeff Gordon can do when Brad Keselowski isn't wrecking him.

And in 1994/5 that factory CD Changer was a $1000 option. I was installing generic Pioneers or Spec changers into most cars for around $350. A Sony DiscMan was $100.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Like this one? Original 72?, unmolested (except for mice), no rust, a few small dents in the body but otherwise pretty straight. I have it sitting in storage for "some day." It was my granddaddy's, he bought it a coupla years old, drove it for some time then when he got to where he couldn't get around parked it in…

Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…

This is my new entrance music. I don't even care what I'm entering, this will now be playing.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Oh, ok I guess I was thinking of something more like this

Well to be honest I tracked a Cadillac Escalade EXT.......same thing. The hairpin at the end of the back straight at PBIR was a harrowing experience. But she did it!

I have. It was fun.

So your argument is that people who want speed should only have smaller, more aerodynamic cars?

He forgot how to physics.

Chad got to eat April Lavigne's ass. So yeah, I have a problem with him...that lucky fucking bastard.

Res...? Res...? Restore? Good grief, man, when you own a truck like this you don't restore it, you respect its patina of age like you would the calluses on the hands of a fine craftsman.

Most Jalopnik subscribers don't have the style or the panache to drive the chop-top Buick; I can honestly say that I'm not sure I do.

They're only 400 miles from where I live, but fuck they'll have my business when I finally have saved up enough for the new mustang. My feels.

Great piece, fantastically written. You should try to get the movie rights – I can see this being a Hollywood blockbuster a few years from now.