Every white-trash, childish, penis-extension thought I have spent years burying came roaring back with a big "Fuck Yeah" the second I saw the Trans Am with bull-nostril NO purge. I immediately got the kind of grin you only get when you take your girlfriend someplace nice (read: picked her up from her stripper job and…

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Oh, ok I guess I was thinking of something more like this

Well to be honest I tracked a Cadillac Escalade EXT.......same thing. The hairpin at the end of the back straight at PBIR was a harrowing experience. But she did it!

I have. It was fun.

So your argument is that people who want speed should only have smaller, more aerodynamic cars?

He forgot how to physics.

Chad got to eat April Lavigne's ass. So yeah, I have a problem with him...that lucky fucking bastard.

Res...? Res...? Restore? Good grief, man, when you own a truck like this you don't restore it, you respect its patina of age like you would the calluses on the hands of a fine craftsman.

Most Jalopnik subscribers don't have the style or the panache to drive the chop-top Buick; I can honestly say that I'm not sure I do.

They're only 400 miles from where I live, but fuck they'll have my business when I finally have saved up enough for the new mustang. My feels.

Great piece, fantastically written. You should try to get the movie rights – I can see this being a Hollywood blockbuster a few years from now.

why does everyone have a problem with innocent until proven guilty?

Looks to me like someone didn't do their math. Sure, there is a lot to just "feeling out" a jump, but as things get more and more dangerous, pulling out a piece of paper and at least getting very rough figures for the speed he should be going tends to help keep everyone healthy.

I don't use reddit at all, Matt sent over the story, I found the pics on the forum, which is linked, plus the hat tip to Oppo. Try again.

Tony Stewart doesn't start fights, he finishes them.

Have you read the claims being made?

Is it bad my first thought was "Oh, this episode is gonna be good"?