Can someone tell her to just shut the fuck up? My wife, the mother of 3, has an MBA, and is a VP at a large insurance company. Pretty sure she’d tell J-Law to shut the fuck up...

Once again, sheer brilliance shines through! You should go work on the CERN Large Hadron Collider.

Get rid of the dumbass beats, and dub in some Trophy truck V8 noise...

First candidate for : “Ignorant American Statement of the Week”, and this early on Monday morning...

In high school, I worked as a Porter (glorified bellboy) at a Borscht-belt hotel outside of Philly. It was also the site of a Pritikin Weight Loss Center.
People showed up, we unloaded their bags, and schlepped them up to their rooms.
As most of these people were, well, the opposite of svelte, there were many bags, and…

Dumbest shit I’ve read today. The fact you grew up in SC means exactly DICK. And you have NO idea what it was like to be a slave...anywhere...in any period of history.

My kids are being raised right, learning that respect is a two-way street. This situation would never happen, and even if they were asked to leave the room, they’d get up and leave, and not disrupt their classmates, teacher, or admin.

https://www.facebook.com/Assured-Collis… Here’s their FB page...

Probably a Pruis driving hypocrite, or some duchenozzle driving an 84 Volvo 240 wagon with “Love your Mother” stickers on the back. I hope I catch someone putting one of these notes on a car. I’ll shame the shit out of them.

$18million over 7 years? I’ll GLADLY be punchline for that money...

Or, you know, just cooperate Wiz. Not that fucking difficult...

How long until the parents of the little shits sue the track?

Sounds like a case of...
Seriously, I’m anti-Greek life, but WGAF about this video. It’s a bunch a pretty girls cavorting around. You know, that thing that pretty girls do together.
Don’t like it, don’t make the effort to join.
And the whole “diversity” thing? I feel pretty confident that you wouldn’t find any white…

Because banging a sasquatch, er...I mean Khloe Lardassian, and smoke every rock he could dig out from under the mattress lent a certain aire of intellectualism.

Thanks for lumping all Americans into one pile on Twitter. You’re just as big of a dipshit for making such a generalization. We all don’t walk around with the urge to travel the World and kill endangered/protected animals.
And don’t lump all hunters together either. Nor make the VERY false generalization that all…

Yarp! I’m still using my original MotoX for this very reason.

When I hit PowerBall....

Oprah voice : “You’re a dick...and you’re a dick...everybody’s a dick...”

Like anyone can get REMOTELY close to 55mph on the Beltway around DC. 55 is optimistic, even on the best days.

Erm...that’s a Volvo in the main picture....