Yep. My '93 Passat GLX had a tape deck w/an AUX out. I velcro'd a car-specific Discman to the side of the center console.

Make it a wagon, and I'll bring you a check.

You mean dicking up your saddle, bars, grips/tape, and/or levers? Sorry, but someone who has ridden for more than a week doesn't do it this way.

If you flip your bike over like that to install the front wheel, after removing it from your Ferrari, you deserve neither...

You should be a copywriter. Really! That bordered on poetry...

Was Jameis accounted for at the time of the crimes?

Does it hurt to be that stupid? It should...

Actually, someone feel free to shoot that dumbfuck in the photo. Riders in pro races hate him...

Wolfpack should eat a gun.

Yeah...not the truck driver's fault.

Hey Viggo...scoreboard MFer...

While we were still dating, my wife pulled out into traffic, and nearly got the nose of her Accord sheared off by another car.
I yelled and screamed at her. "Why the FUCK did you pull out?"
Her answer, "I didn't see the other car...your head was in the way..."

They signed the contract. PERIOD.

If one gets caught for speeding in Virginia, one is a numpty.

He rolled 3.5 times...at 35mph. Ok...sure...

FSU squeaks by GT by two with their all-World QB running things. Ohio State hangs 59 on Wisconsin, and shuts them OUT with their third string QB. Hmmm...

Yep. I've towed two and three axle trailers that were 25-30' long without issue, including a three axle, all steel trailer with a mini-excavator on it. With the tow package, the truck is rated at 12,000lbs. Most 25 foot-ish long RVs have pretty good weight distribution.
Gotta remember, 25-27 feet isn't as long as you…

No...it's a BIT more than a mini-van. There's not a mini-van on the planet that can pull a 10,000 pound trailer, or yank a tree stump out of the ground, or haul a 27' RV. I can also go further back into my 500 acres than one would care to try in a mini-van.
And honestly, no one really claimed it was a track-day…

Never tracked my Yukon XL, but had a lot of fun thrashing some dudes in Miatas on Potts Mountain in Virginia.

Sort of missed the point, eh? It's not a performance vehicle. It's a truck. What's wrong with adding more power and GO to a people mover? Nothing.
No one with a brain thinks they're going to take a 5500 pound fullsize SUV to track day.