I am not an expert in Alabama adoption law, but I seriously doubt there’s any way these organizations are not regulated or overseen by the government (unless Alabama has an open market for private adoptions). So regardless of the quantity, it’s state-approved discrimination.

The bar card in my wallet means that, statistically speaking, I’m probably more informed on this subject than you are. But hey man, don’t let reality get in the way of your epic burns in reference to a character who lost cultural relevancy in the 70's.

He would still be liable for any medical bills as a restitution issue if convicted of a misdemeanor battery.

784.045 Aggravated battery.—

“(S)hould have charged the thug with a felony & let him plea bargain down.”

It’s actually a complicated situation. Here’s a short version assuming the following facts: Police bust down your door in the middle of the night and you shoot at them, kill an officer and don’t get killed in the return volley.

With the exception of a few states with stronger castle doctrines, here’s the possible…

I’m sorry about your experiences. Guys can really suck.

Funny you should mention that. There’s a movie about that very subject. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179116/

I don’t want to throw shade at the crack retail brains behind Urban Outfitters, but with wife beaters selling for $14.98 per 6 pack on Amazon, I think they’ve made a horrible pricing error.

Have you tried writing a musical utilizing an unconventional genre?

The cake is a lie too.

The right giving Obama shit about putting his feet on the desk in the oval office was so ridiculous, it got its own Snopes page.

This. I once got fired from a large department store (no names, but let’s say just they have an Archery theme) for a no-call, no-show on a Sunday. My previously posted schedule was changed on Thursday, the same day I left for a weekend vacation in California. HR told me “It was your responsibility to the check the…

Well in Florida, “throwing a bit of wood” into a car is classified as a second degree felony. I don’t know how you think the criminal justice system works, but probation and community service are the norm in Florida Juvenile Courts.

Assuming he’s charged in Juvenile court, it’s not really a big deal. Kid will do some community service and serve out Juvenile probation.

A point Rowling Herself made on Twitter (apologies if somebody else already linked it).

“The cop even stated he couldn’t determine whether an offense of “assault” had occured (sic)based on testimony.”

• “At the end of the day, America belongs to white men.” - Richard Spencer.

In Florida, no registration is a second degree misdemeanor, but it can be upcharged to a felony if you do it multiple times.

OK first off, We found the cop.