Also, hepingitis.

Well, at least we’ll all get blown.

Herpegonnosyphiliaids.

The Mountain That Sells Used Nissans.

I'm not "going there" tonight and not trying to divert the topic. Just asking; could we have an in-depth piece on the way cops treat WOC including white. It isn't the paradise out there everyone seems to suppose for us. COPS hate most women as much if not more than any "typical" guy. Maybe it's a topic that could…

I want this to be a real thing. No stand-ins though, that’s chicken shit.

If trial by combat is going to become a thing, I’d like that to be the format of the Republican convention.

Why not both:

I always wondered what happened to those cranks who called into my newspaper apoplectic with confused and frightened rage when we accidentally ran the same comics two days in a row. WHAT IF TODAY WAS THE DAY MARMADUKE STOPPED THINKING HE WAS PEOPLE, OKAY? DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!

Yeah, I don’t know if I’m comfortable generalizing “Women don’t care where exactly a man’s pee hole is placed” to “women don’t care about the details of a man’s penis”.

...and here’s how they met.

DAMN. Thanks for the touch-up.

Most of the stuff in the world is either borrowed, copied, or inspired by something else.

So long as she's open and up-front about what she is looking for and willing to do in a relationship, and fine with the pool of people that this means she'll get, why does it matter? I wish more guys were up-front about how they really just did not want to eat pussy, instead of making excuses and stringing their…

The author of the Vice article just seems very immature: Numerous relationship partners did not meet your requirements, but you continued the relationship every time? She has vowed to never give another person oral forever. Forever is a long time, girl.

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.