This is the least American thing I’ve ever heard

As a soccer fan as well....fucking ew. No ties or draws.

Or dead.

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

I only read the transcript but this sports thing is the only Trump interview I’ve seen that makes sense. I guess that finally pins him at about the level of average sports radio caller.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Just a few days ago the Mets fan in the office was mocking the Braves fan over the reports that they were going to sign Tebow.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

How come all the guys named “Goddamn” are stuck sitting in the upper deck? And why are their surnames always space-related?

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

Go to hell.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

I guess it’s a good sign of his leadership that I’d never heard of Peter Holt until two minutes ago.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

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“Ball 4”

Douche-canoe.