Should I be surprised his name is Matt Barnes?

Everyone hates Jersey, but no one hates them enough to care

I was looking forward to seeing something on the Knicks, and all I got was, “at least they have Krapsnaps Bazingas!” They aren’t quite the Kings, but I lost all hope when I saw an article about Phil Jackson leading a triangle-based practice with all the guards. Sigh...

-1 Phils

Only complaint I have is why they had to fast forward his trot around the bases.

Why is Curt Schilling’s Twitter handle “gehrig38"? Why tarnish that name with your inane tweets? Please change it to “cobb38" or some shit.

Is Deadspin hiring? Because I think I may have found your next Staff Writer

My favorite Hinrich highlight

It’s actually spelled “Seel”

Are you sure that’s not really what Eli said?

No one in NYC gets around with a “Metropass.” Where do you REALLY live?

Mary Lam-(not so)-bright

Krillin? Tien? NAPPA?!

Well, that escalated quickly

I think the Sonic Franchise needs their version of “Days of Future Past” to properly erase the past 15 years of their existence.

That’s saying something considering the recent history of ex-NJ governors.

Considering all the crying he’s done in the past year, I don’t blame him

I’m almost certain that’s a statue of Lamar Odom