but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.

People say it resembles Jon Voight’s performance in Anaconda.

Must be nice to be a white woman

Starbucks just fired its first shots of this year’s war.

Who knew cops were so easily... triggered?

it’s also a quick way to identify people who are not able or willing to behave professionally.

I think that the underlying problem with these people is that they are so privileged they don’t understand that life isn’t supposed to turn out well for everyone. They assume that if not for evil modern interceding forces such as Big Pharma or Big Ag, everyone would live forever and have beautiful skin and no birth…

They explicitly said that other circumstances make it likely this wasn’t an isolated incident.

Friendly reminder, relationships between superiors and subordinates are presumptively coercive!

To be fair, they warned us it was gonna be trash when they named it after a trash song by the world’s shittest band, so...

Not gonna lie, my first thought was what happens when you’ve got a bad case of the runs? No silencing that noise.

Admittedly, the caffeine is still worming into my brain, but this read as "My exceptional child is exceptional and eats adult foods, but I don't want to pay for a full portion. So stop feeding your kids shitty convenience foods."

I wish restaurants would have "no children" sections.

Ahh, condescending and smug parent-shaming from somebody who can afford to go out to eat 2-3 times a week and buys expensive castlevetrano olives. Could this be any more tone-deaf? (Also, have to love the idea of asking the restaurant to reduce the price of something because "there's less of it.")

Man fuck this article. Just have your snotty kid order an adult meal and bring home the leftovers, brainiac.

Um… What? This is a non-issue, and comes off like a snobby crusade to prove you're a better parent than anyone who might go to a restaurant as an occasional treat, where they specifically *don't* have to force their kid to eat something "healthy."