Bears are only cute because of their fur, never forget this.

You’re right. Unlike you, we care about those who have already been born.

It’s intriguing that anyone believes withholding information is a reason to throw a fucking party.

Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.

Good on them.

One of my friends thinks that Putin is Barron’s real father.

Really looking forward to all the people who called her a killer in the last thread rushing in here to fall on their swords. One thing you can count on, it’s internet people who were motivated ONLY by their concern for traffic safety issuing heartfelt mea culpas and vowing to learn from their mistakes.

This fish is extremely dead and your critique of “Asian countries” is borderline racist.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

oh hey, someone took a video of me dancing

THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THIS. Rosemary Kennedy’s story is horrifying and tragic. It’s been a long time since I’ve read about her, but I’ll never forget the horrors she was subjected to.

Yikes.

“THE MEXICANS” Jesus Butthole Christ

I’ll bet my right arm they don’t vaccinate their kids.

Whoa @ Patton Oswalt getting engaged to basically his wife’s clone and also only about a year after her unthinkable death. Prediction: they’ll eventually break off the engagement. This just seems to not be a good thing to do a year after the love of your life dies.

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.

Yes, but I think it’s a bit too much to introduce 17 different characters in one episode, no?

I ask for so many things like a fair salary and affordable healthcare and proper turn-signaling and I just keep getting things I never asked for.

People need to stop calling special orders “hacks” since you’re not actually increasing efficiency, especially in this case where you’re not only delaying the line for the other patrons but increasing the order time for the staff which makes them look bad and increasing your environmental footprint with all your extra…