You want me to put my own mayo in? Why don’t you just make me catch the thing too?

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I’m a soapmaker, and there are always news stories cracking down on small soapmaking companies for making any sort of claims. You can’t say that your product is hydrating or soothing and you can’t even say that the green tea that you put in your product is hydrating or soothing. Some people bristle at those laws, but…

Also including the 1-877-Kars4Kids song, which really gets in your brain.

A dispute between concertgoers at a club...

He has a fantastic built-in comeback if some remarkably dumb racist asshat tries to call him “boy.”

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

Is the eyeglasses nerd emoji the emoji for Japan now? Is that uhhhh ok?

Halsey: Major east/west thoroughfare in Portland. It will take you al the way from Trader Joe’s to Fred Meyer to Target to the Edgefield (hotel/restaurant/amphitheater/distillery). THIS IS THE ONLY HALSEY I NEED.

Nope. You don’t get to endanger other people. Medically legitimate opt outs only - such as would be the case for for your son.

That’s the root of it all, that they consider autism worse than death, which seems pretty freaking offensive to people living with autism. They just don’t want to admit that there is something deep in their genes that caused it, even though they aren’t at fault for their genes.

To everybody flabbergasted about how Starbucks would not have a restroom, work in a cafe located in any big city and within a day you would understand. I worked at a cafe that although small, initially had a public restroom which was same one employees had to use. We constantly had homeless people come in, making no…

Anti-Vaxxers should have their children taken away for child endangerment. They (the adults) should be placed on an island and exposed to Bubonic Plague. Let their “natural immunity” develop.

I made a wish while in the shower and it came true within a week. That doesn’t mean showers grant wishes. Correlation is not causation.

I’m going to put this comment on a different tangent.

“he’s claimed that by 2032, one out of two children in America will have autism.”

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

This was just a day or two afterwards. It basically just looks like weird pruny skin now. I’ve been told it could take a year for the nail to grow back.

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