you seem like someone who has been on the internet long enough to have seen the obvious rejoinders to your shit ass argument: it is possible to give a fuck about more than one thing at the same time. Me taking a minute of my day to comment on something like doesn’t stop me from caring about the Baltic states or…

Because evangelism is basically white supremacy+gospel of wealth

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..

“the one that I was most drawn to when revisiting them this morning was, “She keeps saying ECUADOR?!” (The “she” in that case refers to both of the films stars, Amy Schumer and the great Goldie Hawn.”

If they voted for him, or voted for Gary Johnson in swing states, it is definitely their fault.

That’s barely wine money.

SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Former Obama deputy assistant and Biden national security advisor asks an important question and a former CIA deputy director responds:

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

I’ve finally figured out why most of the movies in this franchise aren’t good—the aliens themselves are fundamentally uninteresting.

lol

“I am very good at cumming fast and in the presence of strangers.”

Reminder that men who choke their partners are 10 times more likely to eventually kill them. It is frequently used as an indicator of extreme danger.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Let’s do the damn thing.

It seems more than a little hypocritical a member of the political party who determined money is speech and corporations can throw as much “speech” at a politician they want is now regulating how much someone can earn from a speech.

Someone “stealing” Mayer is like someone stealing your Taco Bell. Let them get the explosive diarrhea and be glad you dodged that bullet.

All the bottles are still white, tho.