Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

This is sarcasm right? Frats and sororities are worthless rich person hobbies that do very little except act as a way for idiot rich kids to network.

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

I wish his obvious remorse (he looks like he’s been crying) was for his victim instead of his own predicament.

Yeah...no. She’s Black and already has full lips. She is not going to get some damn injections while she’s pregnant and swollen. Sheesh.

Supply-Side Jesus is their king.

Can anyone confirm that Prince Albert is still in a can?

“Very Old Man is Retiring from his Overpaid Job of Waving” should be the headline.

I’m reading this while drinking a bottle that cost $11. And that was from the fancy aisle of the store.

Instead, he wears an earpiece on set so that the engineer can supply him with his lines.

Here is your periodic reminder that you and I, US taxpayers, already paid for the previously publicly-available data that has now been deleted from the EPA website. Pruitt and 45 literally just stole our access to goods and information that we had long paid for, right out from under our noses.

If you can’t handle someone making a joke about you you probably shouldn’t be the leader of a democratic society.

Terrible frosted tips, apparently.

If you’re looking for people that break out the fine china for guests then the folks wearing baseball caps at the dinner table are not where you start.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

No, the most important thing to remember is that shaming this sweet young prince for his toxic behavior is basically the same thing as censoring him. We can’t remember to not infringe his right to free speech if we forget what they consider to be an infringement.

The most important thing to remember is that intolerant liberals don’t infringe on this sweet young prince’s right to free speech.

Netflix regulars probably aren’t going to bother with torrenting it anyway.