More importantly, it sounds like the book’s a real heavyweight if it took ALL of early Tuesday morning to get through. Need a Shade Court ruling to be sure...

Scientology is super extremely not for me, but a quip (I forget whose) comes to mind on the difference between whackadoodle cults and mainstream religions: “In a cult, there’s one guy at the top who knows it’s all bullshit. In a religion, that guy is dead.”

I still hold out hope that Chris Pratt’s character will ultimately be revealed to be the grown-up version of the kid that Alan Grant scared the piss out of at the start of the first movie.

I will always love them for this.

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

Probably like shit. Don’t want that to be the case but I’m afraid it will be.

“I wrote the whole album myself, so it’s a real statement of independence,” she told Entertainment Tonight yesterday.

Faith and Shania do album together.

I’m familiar with the Biblical practice of fasting and prayer to entreat God to intercede on a specific petition, which it sounds like this is. A hunger strike, to me, is when a person stops eating with the intention of dying unless their condition it met.

Does she mean fasting? Because as I understand it on a hunger strike you are prepared to die for your cause, not quit eating for a few days.

Holy shit! This guy was on death row because he did something BAD? I didn’t realize that. Thanks for this illuminating insight!

Maybe the point is that we as a society should aspire to conduct ourselves better than the most cruel, violent small segment of our population.

Because all white women have stringy straight hair? Mine is very thick, very curly, to the point of being kinky certain days. If you want an answer to your question from this particular white woman (of swedish, german, and scottish descent), my hair will drink in whatever moisture i give it and thank me.

You need to buy better croissants.

It’s a sheet of Puff Pastry cut in a circle goddammit!

Child of Reddit founder has to deal with with racism before even being born. The world does have a sense of humor.

The fact that they can sit around and discuss how terrible Rob and Chyna’s relationship is (even though it is) really confuses me.

I hate going into stores. I’m a Black woman who’s known all of her life that retailers are going to follow me from the moment I walk through the doors. I also have a curvy shape that blossomed at 15 and the 90s weren’t great for people who looked like me. Trying on clothes sucked back in the day. It was always a huge…

Major DITTO. It’s obviously terrible that retail workers are losing their jobs, but another skinny-ass store that never acknowledged larger girls exist bites the dust? Mm.

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.