And “I know what you did last summer but cannot bring myself to care”

“The F8 of the Furious”

I just don’t brush my teeth. Easiest solution.

This type of thoughtfulness is how I learned about something called “Ash Wednesday”.

That’s some horribly judgey, unsympathetic BS to say suicide is a selfish act. I’m not talking about this case in particular, which is clearly fucked up, but you just made a blanket statement about people who are ill and in so much pain that they don’t see another way out.

People are more likely to survive a stabbing. Comments like yours, meant to deflect attention away from the real issue we have with guns in the USA, are getting really tiresome.

I’m fucking tired of living in a country where the NRA has such a fucking stranglehold on our politicians that I have to be worried about my kid getting shot at school because there are so many fucking guns and such a culture of violence. And there is no end in sight.

I’ve actually had a couple of Uber drivers play Christian radio - usually music. I don’t want to give them a bad review for it but I won’t review them. I think that is tremendously inappropriate.

I understand, but I just don’t care.

I’m a film projectionist and it’s not as easy as turning the closed captions on. Films come on drives now, and they are unlocked with digital “keys.” The keys unlock all the different versions on the film (2D, 3D, 5.1, 7.1 etc) These keys come from the distributors, and unless they are provided and then installed,…

this almost feels like a stunt - 18 deaf people go to see a musical. depending on the size of the theatre, most theatres only have a small handful of personal closed caption devices -which is honestly more than enough. on average you’re not going to get more than a few deaf or hard of hearing individuals per…

One of my two favorite places to drink is airport bars. The other is bars in really nice hotels.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Yeah, you’re probably right. This is ripe for whitewashing.

Shailene Woodley furiously dials her agent.

“You can’t sit with us!”

“But what do I do with my hands when I kiss a woman? Nevermind, I figured it out, I interlace my fingers on my stomach, yes, this feels natural.”

Except that this happened because of a chemical attack that LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE 24 HOURS AFTER TRUMP’S SECRETARY OF STATE BASICALLY SAID THAT HE WAS COOL WITH ASAAD. l i t e r a l l y. This is, in large part, Tillerson’s fault. Because he sucks.

And who would you rather have in charge of this strike? Fox News Decision Man or Actually Been to Middle East Outside Golf Course Former Secretary of State?