Cops in ball hats and t-shirts, none the less. None of the storm-trooper looking, riot-geared out, militarized police that actually show up to most protests.

Payless here isn’t *that* cheap either. I could get 45 dollar heels at DSW that are way better than Payless for the same price.

Real talk - has anyone ever found anything good at Payless? I have tried many times but like.....if you hate them the minute they’re on your feet, for both comfort and aesthetic reasons, there’s no reason to bring that shit home.

Yeah. Whenever people went on about the total impossibility of deporting all the undocumented people, I just said “They don’t actually want to deport that many people. What they want is to create a terrorized underclass who will work for even less money, never go to the police or authorities for crimes, and basically…

The only thing the current immigration system has managed to definitively accomplish is the creation of an exploitable underclass. We need to stop pretending that this is a bug and not a feature.

#Dove’sMaleExecutivesCare

Thank goodness because Irish Spring thinks I’m a shitty mom.

No love for the 3rd brother. The one who they keep trying to make happen?

When was the last time The Property Brothers showered together, do you think?

You better go check on her right now!

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

I live in Washington state, geographically I am screwed every which way from Sunday. On the plus side, legal weed, which I need to go procure STAT before we all die.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

His fake singing voice was comically mismatched with his speaking voice, in my extremely humble opinion

Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian. Pat Boone is Christian. Just sayin’.

You’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle? You’re missing out, my friend!

“When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.”

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

You voted for Long Summer Vacations over Getting a Raise decisively, with 64 percent over 36 percent.