mmejanvier
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mmejanvier

I literally had the experience of being invited to a co-worker’s wedding. Her father was a sculptor and it was the most expensive wedding I’ve ever seen. It was “semi-formal” so I had to buy a special dress and everything. I wouldn’t have gone but I felt bad because she had no one but family on her guest side. So I

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Paid for? Or threatend into? Because I don’t really seeing this guy springing for a seltzer much less a surgical procedure.

I defy you, stars!

They took their ball and went home. Then a developer tore down the basketball court because no one was using it.

I have a lot of friends who work for airlines and fly standby often, and there is an expectation that you dress business casual if you’re flying for free. If the rule state no leggings, I’m not sure why people are freaking out about this. I would be happy to wear pants if it meant I flew free.

I kind of imagine a science fiction where a time-travelling future Emma Thompson arrives back in 1998, and explains what happens. And Emma Thompson in her British way stiffens her upper lip, marches to the dinner date, and then devotes the next 20 years keeping Donald leashed and locked up in a wardrobe to save

Great! So she’s already a hit with white nationalists, now that it’s a hoax she’ll be the latest star of the alt-right and their gang of fucking MRA neckbeards because all women are lying whores who want to falsely accuse you of rape. Swell!

Didn’t know about the Kim one.

Why can’t we just get a white wine emoji?? Is that too much to ask???

I wish we could just make our own emojis and immediately post them, like screwing around with Mario’s face on the title screen of Super Mario 64 (I’m so old). Make it smile, make it frown, etc.

Please, she had one of those and she still couldn’t show up. IT TOOK PLACE IN HER HOME AND SHE STILL COULDN’T MANAGE TO DO HER JOB. Enough with giving this loser chances.

When I was younger two of my close friends were really hung up on this guy for reasons I could never understand. Hope you’re coping, Robin & Renee.

I have a suspicion that the uncle was involved somehow, he was the last person to see her before she went missing and he didn’t let anyone know when he found out about the rape.

Maybe most women who identify as bisexual wind up with men because the dating pool of straight men is much larger than the pool of gay women in most areas, not even counting the prejudice against bisexual women that seems rampant in the lesbian community.

Did you ever fucking consider that because of heteronormative society its just fucking easier to date men? If there isn’t a gay bar that caters to women in your area, and there are like two women on tinder or okcupid, who you might have a beef with or already dated, then men become your only option. Colleges tend to