I’ve actually had a couple of Uber drivers play Christian radio - usually music. I don’t want to give them a bad review for it but I won’t review them. I think that is tremendously inappropriate.

I understand, but I just don’t care.

I’m a film projectionist and it’s not as easy as turning the closed captions on. Films come on drives now, and they are unlocked with digital “keys.” The keys unlock all the different versions on the film (2D, 3D, 5.1, 7.1 etc) These keys come from the distributors, and unless they are provided and then installed,…

this almost feels like a stunt - 18 deaf people go to see a musical. depending on the size of the theatre, most theatres only have a small handful of personal closed caption devices -which is honestly more than enough. on average you’re not going to get more than a few deaf or hard of hearing individuals per…

One of my two favorite places to drink is airport bars. The other is bars in really nice hotels.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Yeah, you’re probably right. This is ripe for whitewashing.

Shailene Woodley furiously dials her agent.

“You can’t sit with us!”

“But what do I do with my hands when I kiss a woman? Nevermind, I figured it out, I interlace my fingers on my stomach, yes, this feels natural.”

Except that this happened because of a chemical attack that LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE 24 HOURS AFTER TRUMP’S SECRETARY OF STATE BASICALLY SAID THAT HE WAS COOL WITH ASAAD. l i t e r a l l y. This is, in large part, Tillerson’s fault. Because he sucks.

And who would you rather have in charge of this strike? Fox News Decision Man or Actually Been to Middle East Outside Golf Course Former Secretary of State?

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Cops in ball hats and t-shirts, none the less. None of the storm-trooper looking, riot-geared out, militarized police that actually show up to most protests.

Payless here isn’t *that* cheap either. I could get 45 dollar heels at DSW that are way better than Payless for the same price.

Real talk - has anyone ever found anything good at Payless? I have tried many times but like.....if you hate them the minute they’re on your feet, for both comfort and aesthetic reasons, there’s no reason to bring that shit home.

Yeah. Whenever people went on about the total impossibility of deporting all the undocumented people, I just said “They don’t actually want to deport that many people. What they want is to create a terrorized underclass who will work for even less money, never go to the police or authorities for crimes, and basically…

The only thing the current immigration system has managed to definitively accomplish is the creation of an exploitable underclass. We need to stop pretending that this is a bug and not a feature.

But I respect the fact that he always listens. It’s how he was in business. It’s how he is as president.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.