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His fake singing voice was comically mismatched with his speaking voice, in my extremely humble opinion

Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian. Pat Boone is Christian. Just sayin’.

You’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle? You’re missing out, my friend!

When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.

I am pretty sure that Jon doesn’t give a rat’s ass about being on the Iron Throne and he will let Dany have it no question as long as she helps him with the White Walkers.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

Bit of a minor point really, but grey nurse sharks (more commonly known in the US as sand tiger sharks) are not horrific killers. They are fairly calm and slow-swimming. This makes them a popular choice for scuba divers that want to swim with sharks.

Buffy Summers scored 100 points higher than I did on the SATs and SHE DIDN’T EVEN STUDY! Not that I was bitter at all.

I hope that person dies. Bridesmaids are people, not party accessories.

Riley is actually in all the pictures, he’s just so boring that no one noticed.

You voted for Long Summer Vacations over Getting a Raise decisively, with 64 percent over 36 percent.

I literally had the experience of being invited to a co-worker’s wedding. Her father was a sculptor and it was the most expensive wedding I’ve ever seen. It was “semi-formal” so I had to buy a special dress and everything. I wouldn’t have gone but I felt bad because she had no one but family on her guest side. So I

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Paid for? Or threatend into? Because I don’t really seeing this guy springing for a seltzer much less a surgical procedure.

I defy you, stars!

They took their ball and went home. Then a developer tore down the basketball court because no one was using it.