His fake singing voice was comically mismatched with his speaking voice, in my extremely humble opinion

Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian. Pat Boone is Christian. Just sayin’.

You’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle? You’re missing out, my friend!

“When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.”

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

I hope that person dies. Bridesmaids are people, not party accessories.

You voted for Long Summer Vacations over Getting a Raise decisively, with 64 percent over 36 percent.

I literally had the experience of being invited to a co-worker’s wedding. Her father was a sculptor and it was the most expensive wedding I’ve ever seen. It was “semi-formal” so I had to buy a special dress and everything. I wouldn’t have gone but I felt bad because she had no one but family on her guest side. So I…

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Paid for? Or threatend into? Because I don’t really seeing this guy springing for a seltzer much less a surgical procedure.

I defy you, stars!

This is all part and parcel with Session’s virulent opposition to nonwhite-immigration. He has been unabashed about his desire to return the United States to the era of the national quota systems, where immigration was tightly restricted to only northern and western Europe. He also is a strong pusher of the…

They took their ball and went home. Then a developer tore down the basketball court because no one was using it.

I have a lot of friends who work for airlines and fly standby often, and there is an expectation that you dress business casual if you’re flying for free. If the rule state no leggings, I’m not sure why people are freaking out about this. I would be happy to wear pants if it meant I flew free.

I kind of imagine a science fiction where a time-travelling future Emma Thompson arrives back in 1998, and explains what happens. And Emma Thompson in her British way stiffens her upper lip, marches to the dinner date, and then devotes the next 20 years keeping Donald leashed and locked up in a wardrobe to save…