Hot off the presses! The girl two cubicles over just had Botox and is telling people she’s just drinking more water and getting more sleep.

JONAD!!!

I have no doubt in mind that even if his very constituents lost their healthcare prior to the next Presidential election, they’ll believe whatever lie he comes up with to explain it. These people are lost. I’m not holding my breath for them to grow a sense of self-awareness. We will need to resist without them!

“then folks in the workplace will avoid and/or refuse to engage the transgendered in an effort to not accidentally run afoul of any interpretation of the law.”

I live in SC, so I hear the flag “heritage” bullshit all the fucking time. These yokels think it’s cool to be subtly racist, but guys like King mainstream it.

Displaying a Confederate flag on your desk should be instantly disqualifying, especially when you represent a state that fought for the Union. Iowa, y’all deserve better than this.

“Only if the cats do not have any anti-capitalist leanings, Dave”

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Oh please. Assange in in league with Russia and only realeases information that can damage people he personally considers “bad”. He’s fucking disgusting in every way.

A bear would be perf but you’d have to put boobs on it for the finance bros to get the gist.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

That’s cool. I really didn’t want to spend this weekend drinking fireball, smoking weed and watching Rick and Morty anyway.

Which made me laugh.

Herskovitz told THR in a previous interview that they have been deliberately expanding the cast and are trying for “more diversity,” which isn’t exactly on display here.

WTF is the point of being teetotal if your face still ends up looking like you drink a fifth a day?

he’s older than she is

Breaking news: person who’s 95 years old looks like a 95-year-old.

Philip actually deserves to wear those medals, as he was a genuine WWII hero: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/dec/28/monarchy.davidsmith http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philip-second-world-war-797155

“I got this one for lowering my blood pressure.”

The kid probably remembered Prince Phillip from his appearance on Buffy the Vampire Slayer......