Most seafood sold in the US is previously frozen.

Women: Be young and hot. Don’t not be young and hot.

Picked that up when “things that are hard” included “approaching women respectfully”. I’m still laughing at the idea of someone tripping over a bar set so damn low.

I want to say to him ‘Wow it must be so difficult having people gauge their attraction to you based on your personality and respectfulness and not on superficial things that actually don’t indicate any real measure of your worth. Poor men :(’

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

Dude, that woman has cool glasses, a sassy haircut, and a nice suit jacket. I’ll bet she’s somewhere right now living her best life and not giving a single fuck.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

Lol, except to read and comment on articles about her ;)

can’t take credit though, someone sent me this a while back.

And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.

Plus my ~hot take~ is that basically all store bought hummus tastes like garbage compared to the simple, homemade version.

Ah. The wonderful line where personal dislike for a reality star crosses into misogynistic hate for a successful woman. Like half the comments on Jez after any article featuring Kim. Delightful. Glad he got arrested.

Can... someone please photoshop this into existence?

This is the joke though.

Posting this just because.

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

You know who can’t enjoy theater jungle gyms? Harambe.

Look, this is why we had drive-ins for fucks sake. You got there a little early and the kids came wearing their pajamas. You lined up at the concession building and let your kids run wild on the playground next to the parking lot. Then when the previews started you rounded up your spawn and put them in your station…

Given safety regulations, the theater would also have to be well-lit so kids could see on the jungle-gym and run back and forth to the seating area. Between the excess light and sound, what’s the fucking point of this theater?

If you’re a man caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women, you’re obviously just engaging in “locker room talk,” and that doesn’t mean you actually do it. But if you are a woman who shares rape fantasies with your partner, that is literal, and you definitely literally want to be raped and brutally…