And for one episode in the back of a police car on eight double tequilas to sort of dictate all the work, life’s work and beliefs and everything else that I have and maintain for my life is really unfair

Hades, literally flaming.

Yea- Jafar was super into Jasmine. Plus Scar just read British to me....

The two types are

It doesn’t star Bruce Campbell circa 1992 as Gaston.

Yikes. Not so good, there. Of course, this may be colored by my general dislike of Josh Gad (there’s just something about that guy), but if this is Disney’s idea of “subtle and delicious,” then yeah, yikes.

So LeFou is Tony Randall in every movie he made with Rock Hudson & Doris Day?

Having a good comedy special is tough! Aziz has only had 1 MAYBE 2 overall really great specials. John Mulaney had one of my favourite specials ever with New in Town, but his other specials are lackluster.

The jizz thing is probably going to trigger a lot of dudebros.

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they would have cooked you a full English breakfast.

Hear me out,

Their entire intent was to create fear, to show this family, even in their own home they are not safe. Even at a child’s bday party. Fuck them. I drink their tears like i do Holtzclaw’s. Cry you sociopathic morons, cry for your inability to get off scott free. At least the system got it barely right this time.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

No fucking wonder their jewelry is universally ugly.

There was plenty of suspect treatment of children in Communist (and atheist) China and Russia and there’s lots of systematic abuse of children in secular organizations such as Olympic Gymnastic or, you know, Penn State. The difference is mainly that there are few atheistic organizations and even fewer that frequently…

Organised atheists are known for sexually assaulting women at conventions, though, so...

“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

They could have eliminated that idiot Justin Timberlake song & dance number that went on FOREVER at the beginning and had room for all the people who had passed away.

Did they, though? Did they?