I love that she’s been trolling trump since 2011. I also loved that video of her drunk where she kept asking John “are you mad at me?” I know that feeling! I am the master at drunk “are you mad at me”-s.

I don’t like deep kissing/French kissing. Yuck.

If you like to watch falls that don’t result in injury, please enjoy:

Your friend’s mom obviously deserved it.

Seriously

He quoted a sonnet in his interview. From memory! Who does that?!

Since IthacaNY6 dismissed my response challenging his comment calling people hypocrites, let me reproduce it in full here:

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

Eleven years younger? Doing what she is supposed to be doing in Hollywood.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

I don’t know...I feel like maybe I liked her a lot more when she was fucking Tim Robbins. Can we go back to that Susan Sarandon? Even if she was crazy then, she was at least better at hiding it.

...and to be quiet or to be depressed or to blame me is not productive, so that’s what I would say about that.

Oh man I had a wild diet coke and turkey binge the other night! I’m like several grams heavier now.

The only people I’ve seen discussing this show are Facebook friends in their late 30s who are big fans of Grey’s Anatomy and the Twilight movies, and who go on cruises hosted by washed-up musicians from the 90s. They think this show is great. That alone was enough to keep me away.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

She’s thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress.”

This is exactly why I haven’t seen the Best Picture nominations from the past 10-20 years. Most of the plotlines were white guy-centric. I can’t identify, and I don’t care anymore.

I feel like marriage and monogamy, while related, are two separate issues.

Not with fifty rented pussies.