Between Stephen Miller and Ted Cruz, I’m pretty fed up with twerps who got permanently triggered by hearing some people speak Spanish in high school. We get it Stephen, you read Atlas Shrugged. McKayla is not impressed.

Becoming a Nazi because you never got laid in high school is a really weird transition. Look, I…

Gotta have nipples. Without them, breasts are pointless.

And there it is.

That would be great—but I would also accept Mostly Titus with Some Lillian.

This continuous wave of constant doom and gloom is starting to irritate me. It’s as if some people have decided to martyr themselves on the altar of overwhelming seriousness and social awareness. We get it. Things are bleak. I feel it too. But sometimes I wonder if there are people out there completely determined to…

Aside from being Adele’s third-best album, the Album of the Year award is supposed to “honor artistic achievement, technical proficiency and overall excellence in the recording industry, without regard to album sales or chart position.” This includes production, songwriting, structure etc; divorcing Lemonade from its…

For me, it depends on the kind of funny. I’m over the SNL parodies. Oh, cool, you’re doing an impression. Thanks, you just gave Mashable a weeks worth of headlines. That should totally erase the episode where you willingly put him on the air and helped normalize him.

At least Bee and Oliver are attaching social…

hahaha, I describe them as trying to be eight different, much better bands, while insulting all eight.

I’m still processing the BS that was Lemonade not winning record or album of the year.

Lemonade really should have won. She got cheated, that sucks. 25 as much as I liked it, it was a budget Celine Dion album.

I mean, she’s the best, right? I’m a 40 year-old straight, white dude. I’ve lived through every other dominant male or female recording superstar for the last 35 years. She just destroys everything in her path. I am in awe of what she is able to do to impact music.

This is probably Katy Perrys best Grammys look ever. She usually looks a mess, so this is a step up. The color of the dress is great, I’m just not sold on the entire dress.

But the best part is her bio:

ngl i read though as thought. but you can also take ur tone away now byeeeeeeeeeeee

😂😂😂

not logging out of an app is not a bug you complete brie covered buffoon 

no human being is illegal.

Did they get more of those scary criminals like that mom of 2 who lived here since she was 14? I don’t know about you, but I sure slept like a baby the other night learning such a danger to society was deported, breaking up her family and leaving her kids without their mom in country.

I’m looking forward to $40 peaches.