The number of women I know who start bullshit vanity businesses once their kids start going to school is depressing. 

I ordered a set of metal straws with a bamboo carrying case for my purse and am legitimately afraid of being seen as a virtue-signaling asshole when I rock up to bars and such and request no straw. Because RESUABLE METAL STRAWS IN VARIOUS SIZES WITH AN ORGANIC BAMBOO CARRYING CASE is quite possibly the bougiest…

Heaven’s Gate? I wouldn’t argue that’s still a cult unnecessarily preoccupied with sex.

I’m into this. My grandparents live in separate houses in the same city. They are still married, they are still a team. They love each other, but they can’t fucking stand living together. They both basically went from their parents house to sorority/fraternity house to their maritial homes and never really had a…

Alright, I was with up until you started blaming women for not keeping their men interested enough to not stray. That is horseshit.

They had some schmoopy commercial running during the olympics about how sports can unite us and make us a stronger nation. Uh, I guess I’ll retract my cynical scoffing now.

Seriously. And let’s not even talk about Vanport, cause I’m trying not to drink myself to death.

Oh man. Oregon’s history with black people is way more fraught than that. They found a loophole for slave auctions! If you want to Be horrified in a light-hearted way, check The Dollop episode called KKK In Oregon.

I love true crime and police procedural and that show is TRASH. It’s the most ridiculous, sensationalist garbage with horrible character development and hilariously terrible acting. I’ve been trying to watch it, because it’s one of my best friend’s favorite shows. Just got to an episode where some priests (?) murder…

I couldn’t even tell you what color my neighbor’s house is let alone whether he had an army of child slaves.

AFTER the snake puked him back out.

It is not profitable or doable in a lot of kitchens to offer smaller portions.

This is the real story.

Damn Jan.

Okay but sometimes there is one or two really small, extra toasty brown pops at the bottom of the box and they’re absolutely delicious and yes I do live in a state where marijuana is legal, why do you ask?

I don’t know know why, but I find their rambling Marc Jacobs conspiracy theories oddly comforting. Remknds of simpler time at old gawker. Designer jeans cant melt steel beams!

Do you think true soulmates really exist in this universe, or is that just part of Michael’s construct? I feel they do, why doesn’t Mindy have a mediocre soulmate with her in the medium place?

That Melissa Joan Hart storybmakes my blood boil. I grew up in the Columbia River Gorge and could not believe how many people on social media were breathlessly bitching about their camping/hiking trips being canceled due to the massive wild fires.

Seriously. Plus... she’s Australian. I would NEVER pick a fight with an Aussie.

Look I’m still trying to figure out why people go jogging at all, let alone why the poofy vests.