No, I think I saw it on Reddit. But it’s genius. My housemate and I both have chronic illnesses that we manage very well, without the aid of nosy weirdos.

Just a reminder

LA LLORONA IS A VAIN ASSHOLE WHO DROWNED HER OWN BABIES

Oh GOD. I have an aquaintence who is no longer invited to our stoner hangs, because he gets blazed and then likes to sit on the couch next to everybody with his hand down his pants on his dick. He’s not masturbating, just weirdly holding his limp weed dick. Fukkin weirdo

Yeah, every relationship is different. I guarantee you my ex is going to run around telling people how I ended things via text to try to control the narrative and paint himself as the wronged party. I have too much pride and not enough fucks to start telling people that he cheated on me repeatedly, including when I…

What is it with drunk white girls low clapping 👏to 👏make👏a👏point

I live in Portland, Or and landlords have been raising rents by 200-300% with 30 days notice and handing out no-cause evictions like they’re flyers to a shitty jam band festival. Some local politicians have been pushing to make it harder to issue no-cause evictions and have successfully required landlords to give at…

Ehhhhhhhh I don’t think think the divorce via text is as unforgivable as people make it out to be. There’s no way she was blindsided. It seems callous on the surface, because we have this idea of texting as some extremely superficial mode of communication, but if you are in a long distance relationship it is most…

Jim. James. Jimsy my boy. You gotta time it so the edibles don’t kick in until the show starts.

God, I know. Somebody sneezes near me and my period will probably be late. My partner has a sperm count so low he and his ex had to use science to conceive. I take birth control for zits and such and STILL managed to get knocked up by him.

Burt’s Bees is owned by CLOROX

“Exploding skulls and child burning, I’m cool with. But incest? Excuse me, some of us have standards.”

Why am I not surprised that Lena Dunham and Katy Perry pretend to talk like played-out memes from black twitter

Was... he? I remember being bored to tears by his plot lines. “Stannis runs an errand to the bank.” “Stannis does quarterly performance reviews with his staff.” “Stannis struggles to change the pad on his swiffer sweeper.”

*whisper voice* that was Mary 1 of England.

Does it really have a hardware store and a machine shop?

Aside from a bunch of leeches and some murderous butterflies, there are no creatures. Certainly none of the Lovecraftian horror I was hoping for. It’s all people hallucinating and going crazy in the mist. And the mist itself does some murderin’

All of those women in that screen shot are making the tight-lipped, forced smile of people who loathe one another.

Yeah uh “go out” = not work 🙄