I used to be a hardcore NPR listener, but after their “In defense of Steven Bannon” garbage story, I just can’t take the normalization.

Because the terrorists hate freedom fries.

So the system was rigged enough to keep Trump from winning the popular vote, but not rigged enough to keep him out of the Oval Office. Whoever did the rigging is remarkably bad at their job.

My girlfriend is from Finland, and 1.7 million people is about a third of their entire population. I tried to explain how Hillary still legally lost, and this was basically her reaction:

I have spent an inordinate amount of time around drag queens and yes, he (or someone) is definitely contouring. In addition, his shit wardrobe, fat long tie and all, is designed to distract from how overweight he is.

That’s great, thanks for sharing! The best part:

Sorry, the media are too busy showing us how cool Nazis are.

I can’t wait until a regulation is passed requiring gas workers to wear striped socks, thus eliminating one provision of the Clean Air Act and one from the Occupational Safety and Health Act.

Yeah let’s go back to the early Industrial Revolution era before there were any regulations. See how well that works for the people who voted for this idiot.

But remember, Hillary Clinton is just the same as Donald Trump so vote third party or leave the “President” vote blank or write in your own name or some shit.

We don’t need regulations. The market will punish companies that make dangerous products. After a few people die from food produced in unsanitary factories, we’ll know not to buy from those companies. Things will just work themselves out.

Yep - and the popular vote continues to widen Hillary’s lead.

I am boycotting his speaking. I didn’t watch the victory speech. Didn’t watch 60 minutes. I didn’t watch this video. I won’t watch any speeches of his, because I know they are all bullshit. He means none of what he says. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about and watching his crap will do nothing but ruin my day.

I’m starting to get sick of the nice guy Obama bs. He wasted most of his first year trying to kumbaya with the right and now he’s being nice again. Just stop! No one who hates you is changing their minds. You know this IS the apocalypse. He needs to be trying to fuck this guy up during the next 2 months. Get a special…

Well, regulations are automatically bad, so if we take away two for every one made, we take away lots of bad...stuff, which means things will get bigly better. Really a lot bigly. Because regulations are all bad.

If Trump doesn’t need Congress to appoint a SC Justice, then why hasn’t Obama filled Scalia’s empty seat yet? What is he waiting for? Many legitimate legal scholars have determined that the “advice and consent” clause of the Constitution does not mandate that the Senate hold hearings for Judge Garland, and most also…

“I will propose a lifetime ban on executive officials lobbying on a foreign government”

The fuck is he on about? ”For every one new regulation, two old regulations will be eliminated (so important).” What kind of clown science is this? He really has NO IDEA what he’s doing, does he?

“for every one new regulation that is created-2 old regulations must be eliminated” hahaha oh my god the nation is truly being run by fucking children

This is.....not normal. We’re fucked.