While this is how it works, I still think that people who attribute any sort of strategic motive to his Twitter tantrums are giving President Business far too much credit. He behaves like a petulant toddler. It is not strategic, even when it somehow benefits him by distracting from more important issues. Anyone who…

That and the Rolodex of white supremacists he is sourcing his appointments from. I never thought I’d think longingly of Romney’s binders full of women.

You may be right about half of us, but keep in mind that Clinton’s lead is up to 1.7 million votes; more than Kennedy won by. There are still enough thinking people to shift the boat, if we are all committed to pushing in the same direction.

I heard about the fraud settlement, but those other two? News to me! Seriously, hoe are these things flying under the radar?!

I am pretty sure the American people are incapable of that, so we may as well just strap in and enjoy the ride. Straight down the shitter.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

If us white people can’t even make fun of each other without being called racist, then truly our end is near.

I don’t believe for a second that he actually voted for Trump.

A white woman making fun of another white woman is not racist. Xenophobic, maybe. Not racist.

Call them what they are Neo Nazis. These guys don’t like political correctness so respect their wishes & call them what they really are. (I’ll also accept calling them racist asshats)

Here’s a crappy meme. It’s all these guys deserve.

Nothing changes the fact that America is getting blacker, browner, gayer and more Muslim and nothing, in the end, will stop that. Those who support neo-nazism will be in an ever shrinking minority. Sure, they can wage an insurgency forever, but as the government grows more diverse, these assholes will become ever more…

I have a 7-year-old and a 5-year-old and every once in a while my wife will be like “Don’t you miss having a baby?” and my reaction every time is “Are you absolutely out of your mind?” She can have all the babies she wants, but I’m done. I think I would die of sheer despair if we had another baby when our oldest is 8.

I have a 9 year old, and because I’m fucking clinically insane also a 3 year old AND a 1 year old. There is no combination that doesn’t involve some form of fighting , hitting, tackling, tripping, projectiles, screaming, teasing, or booby traps. Even the fucking one year old goes in for an eye rake at the bottom of…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Can you breeders please tell me, why the FAWK would you ever want to have children?

I’m currently in the process of growing a second child and I keep telling myself it’s all going to be worth doing again because I definitely want my child to have a sibling.

Wine comes in a bottle?

Yeah, but this shitty conservative president has both houses of Congress and the SCOTUS. They can and will do things no decent person would dream of.

Remembered that the president controls less than we think and that this is hardly the first time we’ve had a shitty conservative president. Went back to everyday life.