You can see the movies but ONLY AFTER you read the books. Do it.

Kimchi, heal your gut florae

Yes, eat nice food..

They do have a few smaller events but they never promote them. Like the vintage races, are they this weekend? How would I know?

Right, does anyone think he’d have done this to a little blonde girl? It is disgusting. Prosecute him.

There is more than one way to lose a mom. /js

40 was one of the best. I went around saying “I am 40 fucking years old and I don’t have to [pretend I like that/be polite to you/refrain from calling bullshit/so many things] anymore!” I also had my navel pierced that year. Get a damn tattoo and tell someone to fuck off.

I quit a few years ago and was surprised at how easy it was to do once I made up my mind. It’s almost as if the cigarette companies want us to believe quitting is impossible...

Shut up, ambrosia is delicious! It’s called that for a reason, duh.

Yes! That one green county in Texas, what’s up with that?

He is easily twice as big as I thought he would get but I love him. He is very sweet to the cats.

My shelter guy Bailey.

Sucks.

Vigilant Citizen. The comments over there are off.the.chain.

Not everyone is cut out for parenting.

I never wanted to hurt my mother’s feelings by changing it but now that she’s gone . . . call me Elle.

I was named a diminutive and have always hated it. Don’t do this to your children, give them the entire name.

Texas and Alabama have a daily contest for bugfuck crazy. Texas wins today but Bama will be back.

It needs to be bolded, don’t care how it got that way.

But those high-water flares are new. No one has ever seen such extreme sucks get up to now. #teamcolddeadlegs