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Oh, I’m sorry about your surgery. My mom had that done a few years ago and she got over it very quickly even though she was really old. You’ll be fine. (((hugs)))

Just tell her you need 15, say all those things you just wrote. She is an ass if she won’t pay you what she charges, for real.

I like to chat with the artist as a distraction. They seem to be relaxed by that too, so I have some really pretty flowers on my shoulder.

Dance classes, any kind: ballet, zumba, pole. Do pole, I love pole, pole people are the best.

They need to give you money if they want you to have a house you can’t afford. Otherwise buy in an iffyish neighborhood and wait for gentrification to catch up. It always does.

Oh I an so sorry for all of you. I lost my husband to lung cancer, it is truly a most dreadful thing. I hope the passing is peaceful....All love, Elle

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Why are you eating that way? I do not believe it is good for us, cf Nourishing Traditions. I have healed my BF from high blood pressure with a high fat gluten free diet. Reduced fat foods are ridiculously processed and full of sugar.

Yes, yum!

Watetmelon, cucumbers, ponies!

In my experience, the right thing to do is the easy thing. Do you see a path opening up before you? It sounds like you have the passion to do it. Go.

You can also have a little fun I think.

Girl this is awful. One foot in front of the other, one foot at a time. Foot foot foot foot foot foot foot foot . . .

fancy dog with ear spots! love

Nooo Good ‘n’ Plenty is teh best! Also the oldest candy still in production. Have you no respect for history, whippersnapper?

pugs love waffles.

We didn’t eat waffles until our last day in Brussels, then we ate like 12. OMG.

Same exact thing.

I believe that term (“feminazi”) was originated by Rush Limbaugh. It may or may not have had something to do with Miss Molly Ivins.

Pole dancing, I swear it will absolutely fix you. Make you strong and sexy, too. Do it, go.