Negative self-talk is a trap. Tell it to STFU, as many times as you have to.

This is what hurting people do. Forgive yourself.

Screw a degree, it’s not important at all. If you didn’t finish/hated it/just wanted to quit, so what? Do something else. Be a plumber, it will never go out of style.

Seriously. I think running is the most boring thing ever. Pole dancing, though — that’s the ticket!

OMG when I first got married in 197___ I got TWO of these! Never used even one even once.

ETA “slits” not “slots” - autocorrect is such a prude.

I used a pie bird one time. It ended up all gunked with pie crust and didn’t even look cute. Just cut some slots and leave it on the windowsill.

But the little hedgehogs! Oh send me them!

You really needed to combine them with cocaine for the full effect, which was glorious.

Love this kitchen, droooooolllll...

That’s going to be gorgeous. Too much matchy-matchy is twee.

Try Dry Hands, available on Amazon. It’s like liquid chalk? Just a drop or 2 keeps the sweat down.

Oh dear, that is dteadful.

How much do I love this gif?

I know! Long OR short, pick one.

I was dismayed by that hemline.

I want to star this 1000 times.

Jehosophat Duggar was Offended. Also the Baby Jesus.

I had a Siamese yell at me until he lost his voice, and keep yelling. He was right, he had been wronged but the level of spleen-venting was insane.

Ah, but also as “bitchy.” So.