Eeek, I’d be terrified too! Turkeys are scary and wild turkeys are weird.

Mine puts them in his kibble bowl. When he did it with squeaky mousies I thought he was “feeding” them but now he ignores his mousie and feeds his ponytail rings? idk

Excellent. As a former receptionist who actually torpedoed a couple of snots, I commend you. Waiting to hear that you start working there soon!

The best thing I ever saw was a lady walking her Siamese cat up the seawall in Galveston. Neither of them gave one single fuck.

Um, Kate, did you even read that? What are you even doing here?

This is the best use ever of a Hooters T-shirt. OMG gotta love that Mom.

Make up a life for me. Aging legal assistant and so tired of it, inherited a little money, twice widowed (you wouldn’t make that up, no one would believe it), took up pole dancing, and . . .

This is YOUR JOB. Don’t overdress, accept black coffee or water if they offer you something to drink, chat up the receptionist, smile. Cheers!

Stop massaging, it isn’t good for you. Yfunk suggested cleaning services - and I would LOVE it if someone could come clean my house in the evening. Hit me up if you happen to be in that hipster paradise in Central Texas - will also accept yardwork and garage wrangling.

I don’t but if you Google “saffron macular degeneration Australia” you’lol get lots of stuff. I just learned Canada has approved saffron as a treatment! I am still taking it, see no reason to stop.

Check out saffron. WMD runs in my family and I was diagnosed with it. Someone sent me something about an Australian study so I took about 10 threads a day for I think 3 months and when I saw the ophthalmologist again (he of the initial diagnosis, to be clear) he said that although WMD is not curable and there is no…