It was short for the whole run. There might have been an episode or two where he had long hair for plot reasons, though. Maybe you caught one of those?

But his hair was cut short on the Librarians, wasn’t it?

My apologies if anyone has already expressed their condolences to the NRA.

None of the Fox viewers that I know are even remotely bothered by the revelation that Hannity was Cohen’s third client. Beside that, Kelly is part of the MSM, now - you can’t trust anything she says. It will change exactly zero minds.

Nah. He’s rich, though. Not nearly as rich as he says he is, but rich enough to buy his way out of a shit-ton of trouble. It might be harder since his fixer is in trouble, too, but Trump hasn’t met a problem yet that money or the promise of money couldn’t solve.

I think this is a given. Announced attendances, especially for weak-drawing teams have been comically exaggerated for years. I attended a couple of Twins home games back in the late 90s with some friends. The Twins were bad those years, and these were middle-of-the-week afternoon games. One game was against the…

Meanwhile, the White House is totally not a flaming dumpster fire full of dipshits feverishly trying to figure out what’s going on and how to spin it while saying that the White House is totally not a flaming dumpster fire full of...well, you get what I’m saying.

The only way to stop a Cannibal Witch is with Glenda, the Good Cannibal Witch.

Especially the ones who were eaten. Very fine, indeed. Yummy, even.

Can anybody point out a single boycott that isn’t agenda-driven?

Or else...what?

You know, that would also be a fitting place for the Alamosa Republicans to reiterate their views on addressing poverty...oh...oh, I see.

Oh, that’s right. I forgot the part of the Bible where Jesus condemned the poor. Lessee...was that before or after the part where he told the rich guy to sell all that he had and give the profit to the poor?

Tastier, too!

Aidy Bryant and the writers at SNL have been doing a fair job of it, but, yeah, SHS doesn’t give them a lot of material to work with.

Lahren is from Rapid City, SD. Her accent is pretty much the same as Tom Brokaw’s.

Video games and loud music made them do it.

It looks so weird when you don’t all-cap it and follow it up with a handful of exclamation points.

Or, maybe not. I mean, you’d think it would be second nature for people of Trump’s ilk and their lawyers to use off-shore accounts for that sort of thing. Then again, when you tend to not pay your lawyers, you tend to get the kind of lawyer that doesn’t really know what they’re doing.

I was just thinking that was the jersey they should have had to start with.