But...JaVale McGee!

Biblicism in Evangelical doctrines covers a fair bit of the spectrum, though. There are those that believe the Bible is completely and literally factual (Young Earth Creationists); there those who stretch the meaning of the words to make it work (inerrant) ; and then there are those who admit that the Bible stories…

The answer to that, of course, is to arm teachers with bombs.

Not only is building a bomb harder and more dangerous to one’s self than buying a gun, it’s more likely to get you on someone’s watch list.

I didn’t get past the opening: “no industry benefits more from a mass shooting than the media.” My very first thought was that it was total bullshit, and searched the web for the numbers. You know, the ones that point out that gun sales and permit applications always surge after mass shootings. What I found was both…

This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Too bad you couldn’t find a place for Love.

And injury-prone. But, Johnny Effing Flynn?

When I was retail, there were absolutely certain types of people you were expected to always keep an eye on while they were in the store, policy be damned.

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

I lost my shit at “razzle-dazzle (German call).”

Hey, Bill. How’s the...whatever it is your doing these days?

And the original Star Wars trilogy.

Oh, that’s good. In fact, it’s great! I don’t like either team, but I dislike the Patriots more. But now, I can be happy about something whatever the result!

Or PJ, or CJ, or DJ, or...

I think it’s going to be a comedy.

Should be “Jerusalem Drift”.

Yup. Remember when we were bitching about Guantanamo? It’s still open.

There’s also the possibility that DACA recipients will get deported anyway. The precedent set with Arpaio’s pardon shouldn’t be forgotten. Would a DACA bill be enforced under this administration? What will compel ICE and others to play by the rules?

Uwe Blab.

I remember Pervis as a Net more than a Celtic...but, I’ll allow it.